You need to take better care of yourself. You are sagging horribly. You need to straighten-up. Your inability to take care of yourself is embarrassing our house. Sitting there in our living room with your raggedy upholstery and your old fashioned flower print you make the house look sad.
Your center is caving in terribly. Tall gentlemen and elderly people cannot sit on you because you are so low they can hardly stand up.
In light of all I have said, I suggest that you get a complete makeover; new upholstery, new frame, maybe some plastic surgery. Until you have found a way to make yourself a respectable part of our living room, you are going to have to leave.
Without Love,
Anna
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